A man tends bar while awaiting his wife in the afterlife...An aging musician's new guitar brings life back to his music...A man's smartphone gets overly-involved in his love life... These stories and dozens more await you in this collection exploring the ways people and other beings communicate and miscommunicate with surprising effects in worlds familiar and unfamiliar. "A new Michael Haynes short story collection? Yes, please! With his second story collection, Three Things Cameron Couldn't Tell You, the prolific Haynes presents terrifying, thoughtful, moving, addictive chef's kisses of short (and short-short) stories you'll want to savor -- but also find impossible to put down. From vigilante daughters to morally-bankrupt astronauts to ordinary folks facing immortality, Haynes evokes Saki and O. Henry, writing with masterful efficiency while always finding room for even his most unpleasant characters' humanity. Deceptively digestible, these stories ripple across the soul long after the page has turned." - Randee Dawn, author of The Only Song Worth Singing