"Beyond the Blurs" is my vlog, I mean, our book! It's about Eugene, the meticulous Yeti, and Barry, the chaotic Bigfoot, who decided to become truckers. I joined as their manager, accidentally discovering they're actual cryptids. We haul insane loads-from pyramid capstones to alien spacecraft. People think it's all a hoax, which is our perfect cover. We've got government connections, wild adventures (like Eugene's birria obsession!), and we even found a hidden cryptid city. It's chaotic, hilarious, and totally unblurred!