A brutally honest, laugh-out-loud look at life behind the bar. Last Call for Alcohol Common Sense is a sarcastic survival guide full of real stories, dumb questions, and the unfiltered thoughts bartenders wish they could say out loud. From clueless drink orders to name-dropping nonsense, Artemis T. Porter serves up petty truths with a twist of lime. Perfect for industry workers, bar regulars, and anyone who's ever ordered a drink... poorly.