They came from the stars. We offered them chocolate.From the author of "30 Ways for a Boy to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse" comes the next essential guide for any curious (and slightly chaotic) boy on Earth.So you survived the undead.You dodged the brain-eaters.You even figured out how to make a flamethrower out of a toaster.But now... the aliens are here.And they're weird.Like... "can't-handle-mosquitoes and afraid-of-clowns" weird.In this laugh-out-loud survival manual, you'll find 30 totally unverified techniques to outwit, outrun, and utterly confuse any extraterrestrial invader.From the powers of chocolate addiction to the mysteries of Santa Barbara, you'll learn how to use Earth's greatest weapon: nonsense.Filled with hilarious illustrations, questionable advice, and just enough logic to maybe not get vaporized - this book is perfect for kids, teens, and anyone who still keeps a foil hat... just in case.