Tired of feeling... unremarkable? Meet Elias Thorne.Elias Thorne is your average, beige-tapestry-of-a-life kind of guy. Until he invents the Psyche-Shifter 5000, a machine designed to transform his tedious existence into something extraordinary. His goal? Happiness, wealth, and a life far from boring.His method? Installing new personalities. Confidence. Irresistible Charm. Genius. Fortune. Traveler. Superhero. Scientist. Writer. Actor. Cosmologist. Monk. Each new trait promises the perfect life, and each delivers in spectacularly, hilariously, and utterly disastrous ways.Join Elias as he bluffs his way into a CEO position (and promptly loses his yacht), discovers the profound wisdom of a flatulent monk, inadvertently births a sentient compost comet, navigates the treacherous waters of internet fame, and faces off against a fiercely territorial yak (and an equally tenacious parking enforcement officer).The Theory of Everyman (and His Disasters) is a laugh-out-loud odyssey of self-reinvention gone wonderfully, wildly wrong. It's a heartwarming, brain-teasing, and ultimately profound tale about finding yourself by becoming everyone else. You'll cheer for Elias, cringe with him, and realize that sometimes, the greatest treasure lies not in becoming extraordinary, but in embracing the gloriously, hilariously, ordinary human you already are.If you love intelligent humor, quirky characters, and stories that make you think as much as they make you laugh, then dive into Elias Thorne's world. What's the worst that could happen? (A lot, apparently.)