A talking lamp has declared war on Mondays. A middle-aged prophet is stuck in customer care. And somewhere in the sky, a bureaucratic angel is filling out Form 22B: Request for Mild Chaos.Welcome to the Ministry. It doesn't fix big problems-only the mildly irritating ones. Your socks will match, but your cereal will always go soggy. Your ex will stop texting, but now your toaster screams in French.This surreal satire follows an unlikely crew through a world run by divine departments, haunted vending machines, and a prophecy written on a bar napkin. It's clean, edgy, and hilariously absurd. Think The Office meets The Hitchhiker's Guide-in a blender.Perfect for fans of weird fiction, British-style humor, and anyone who's ever asked, "What fresh nonsense is this?"