Ever walked into a showing and find yourself dodging a 300 lb pig. Or watched a naked man jog across the backyard mid-tour?Welcome to the wild world of real estate through the eyes of Melissa Jenny-realtor, storyteller, and survivor of buyer-induced chaos. In Showings, Shocks & Sh*t You Can't Unsee, you'll laugh, cringe, and gasp at this collection of short real estate stories, some hilarious, others downright terrifying. From haunted attics to Naked sellers. Volume 1 will have you wondering how agents keep their sanity-and their lunch.Pull up your muumuu, pour a glass of wine, and dive in.You'll never look at a home showing the same way again.