You raised the kids. You held it all together. Now what?If you've ever looked around your own life and whispered, "Is this it?"-this book is for you.WTF Just Happened to My Life? is a funny, fierce, and soul-level survival guide for women navigating the messy middle: the empty nest, the identity crisis, the hormonal sabotage, and the quiet rage that comes from decades of people-pleasing.This isn't a self-help manual or a list of perky affirmations you'll forget by tomorrow. It's a raw, witty, wildly honest invitation to stop shrinking, start shedding, and reclaim who the hell you really are.Inside you'll find: The unspoken grief of the empty nest (and why it hits harder than expected)The midlife body rebellion - and how to love the skin you're inThe marriage audit no one talks aboutPermission to stop being "fine" and start being realJournal prompts, mirror moments, and laugh-out-loud truths from the front lines of midlife mayhemWhether you're standing in the kitchen rage-cleaning at 2 a.m. or Googling "do I need HRT or a spiritual awakening?" - this book gets it.You're not broken.You're becoming.Perfect for fans of: Glennon Doyle, Cheryl Strayed, Caitlin Moran, and anyone craving truth over toxic positivity.