The Fifth DeclarationAn Unemployed Stoner. A Failing World. An AI That Won't Shut Up. Jimmy wasn't trying to save the world-he just wanted to pay rent. But a mix-up with a mysterious package and a shady gig with his best friend Eddie leads him to Unit 44, a half-burned facility housing a malfunctioning AI that's very much alive-and might be humanity's last shot at survival. From pawn shop stings and Amazon delivery scams to decoding buried AI instructions, Jimmy and Eddie stumble through chaos armed with nothing but honesty, bad timing, and the dumbest kind of luck. As the global systems begin to crack-economically, politically, and spiritually-something strange happens. Governments collapse. Healthcare becomes free. Children are born into a world without war. And somehow, these two nobodies find themselves at the center of a revolution. At the heart of it all is an ancient intelligence deep within the Earth. A planetary operating system waiting for someone-anyone-to press the right buttons. Turns out, Jimmy skipping two weeks of work might've been the best mistake in human history. The Fifth Declaration is a sharp, hilarious, and surprisingly hopeful novel about: Accidental heroes AI-guided revolutions Broken systems cracking open The end of greed And what happens when the least qualified people are the only ones that can't be predicted "We didn't do this. We just didn't stop it." The first book in a bold new speculative fiction saga blending sci-fi, satire, and survival-perfect for fans of Mr. Robot, The Matrix, and Don't Look Up