Introduction1. Do Onto Others As You Would Have Them Do Onto You2. Make Fair Agreements and Stick With Them (Confucius) Little and Large Agreements and All Sizes In-Between 3. However High Your Expectations Will Equal How Big Your Disappointments4. You Can Measure a Person's Insanity by How Many Maybes They Have in Their Life5. Misery Loves Company6. No is An Okay Answer!7. Stuck Between a Rock and a Hard Place8. Use Your Words9. Be Wary of People That Come Bearing Gifts!10. Sticks and Stones May Break My Bones, But Names Can Never Hurt Me!11. Birds of a Feather Flock Together12. Breaking Up Is Hard To Do13. Better Not Burn Any Bridges Behind You14. I've Got No Horse In This Race15. It's Not About You!16. The Trash Took Itself Out17. Much Ado About Nothing18. Know Your Audience19. Patience is a Virtue20. The Sincerest Form of Flattery is to Copy*21. I Will Beat Myself Up More Than You Ever Could22. That Fish Was This Big! Exaggeration23. Consider the Source24. I Love You To the Moon and Back! Does Unconditional Love Exist?25. Familiarity Breeds Contempt Whilst Absence Makes the Heart Grow Fonder26. The Greatest Gift You Have to Give Anyone is Yourself! Don't Give It Lightly! 27. Gaslighting28. Three Strikes and You're Out!29. No Good Deed Goes Unpunished The Road to Hell Is Paved With Good Intentions30. Important to Have People Ahead of You that Inspire You and People Behind You that You InspireAcknowledgments