"All in all, it was a good old-fashioned American display of panicked, slanderous, arbitrary, fact-optional bullshit, mafia-style." He's hogging the microphone at the meeting, and everyone's going to have to hear him out. A mid-level mafia worker lays out a story of paranoia, violence, betrayal, and the "obvious-if-you-think-about-it" end game of Capitalism. If you're a sicko, you might even find it hilarious. It's a dark and absurd tale of petty greed, cyclical abuse, and the steep price of inhumane behavior. This rich, laugh-out-loud novel explores psychological misfires, disturbing side stories, and even a derivative screenplay attempt, all before hurtling toward an unbelievable conclusion. Who's trying to take down the crew? Why the shed full of guns? What's it like having sex with an AI robot? Is it too late to turn things around with his family? What's with the little pyramid things? Binny Explangs