This book wasn't supposed to be funny... I swear. Then, between an embarrassing memory, a colossal blunder, and a few twisted thoughts, it happened: I burst out laughing... and so do those reading it. Inside, you'll find true stories (more or less), unlikely characters, and situations that, if they hadn't happened to you, you'd think I made them up. It's proof that life is a comedy even when it wants to be a tragedy... and that laughing at everything-especially at yourself-is the only sport that doesn't require practice.