Your Cat Hates You (And There's Nothing You Can Do About It)The Self-Help Book Your Feline Doesn't Want You to ReadThink your cat loves you? Think again.From the judgmental stares to the midnight chaos, cats aren't cuddly companions-they're furry tyrants plotting humanity's downfall. This darkly funny self-help parody exposes the truth: your cat hates you, has always hated you, and is quietly preparing for the Catpocalypse.Packed with fake science, mock case studies, and survival tips you'll never succeed at, this book is the ultimate guide to accepting your role as servant in the Feline Empire.Perfect for cat owners, comedy fans, and anyone who's ever wondered why their pet looks at them with such disdain.Because in the end, you can't stop them. You can only serve them.