Daily Demotivation: A Year of Bad Advice to Crush Your GoalsTired of cheesy motivational quotes? Good. So are we.Are you drowning in a sea of "Good Vibes Only," sunshine, and Pinterest-worthy affirmations that make you want to scream?Do you suspect the early bird was just a tired pigeon with poor life choices?Good news: you've found your manual for modern life.Daily Demotivation delivers 365 days of gloriously bad advice, biting sarcasm, and cynical one-liners. This is not a book about becoming your best self. It's about laughing at the concept entirely.Inside, you'll find: 365 Days of DemotivationA full year of delightfully unhelpful quotes to sabotage your hustle and validate your naps.The Antidote to Toxic PositivityForget affirmations. Here's your daily permission to embrace chaos, failure, and sarcasm.Sharp, Absurd HumorFrom motivational raccoons to existential sandwich metaphors, it's weird, it's witty, and it probably shouldn't be this relatable.The Ultimate Gag GiftPerfect for your overworked friend, jaded coworker, sarcastic sibling, or anyone who would rather scream into a void than attend a team-building seminar.This book is for: Fluent speakers of sarcasmFans of demotivational postersPeople who think self-help is a pyramid schemeThat one friend who treats "seize the day" like a threatForget the journey. Burn the map. Crush your spirit - daily.