The Manual for a Broken Species is a brutally funny, painfully honest roast of humanity. If aliens ever landed on Earth and asked, "So what's wrong with these people?"-this book would be the field guide.From nationalism to dating apps, from luxury handbags to the obsession with youth, it tears into the absurd rituals, scams, and self-delusions humans cling to with religious devotion. Nothing is safe: not money, not politics, not the self-help industry, not even Jesus (arguably the greatest franchise of all time).Why do people worship flags? Why is a mortgage just a lifetime sentence dressed up as "ownership"? Why do professors write unread papers while "thought leaders" publish books nobody buys? And why, for the love of Wi-Fi, do we keep buying bottled water when it literally falls from the sky?With biting satire and sharp wit, the author exposes how civilization is built on a patchwork of scams, traditions, and collective mental blocks. You'll laugh, you'll cringe, and you'll maybe recognize yourself in the madness.This isn't a self-help book-it's an un-help book. A mirror held up to the species that invented fast food, nuclear weapons, and Instagram filters... and still calls itself "intelligent."If you've ever wondered whether humans are doomed, stupid, or both-this book has the answers (and the punchlines).