There's a boulder on the edge of somebody's lawn. They found it while plowing a farm field or digging the foundation for a house. It was too big to haul it off so they pushed it out of the way and left it there. They grew flowers around it and stuck a flamingo in front of it. The boulder was deposited on that plot of land by glaciers during the last ice age, dragged for centuries over hundreds of miles as the glaciers froze and melted and flowed and froze again. Before that, it was part of a formation of standing stones in Canada. If you can find that boulder and move it back into position with the original standing stones, you can open a gateway to any time or place you want to go. How the hell are you going to get it across the border? What magic words do you have to say to make it work? Do you have to do a dance or wave your hands around? How long is your boss going to let you off work to mess with it? I know where the boulder is.I know a guy with a truck. Are we doing this?