Rhymes, Reasons, and a Dash of Ridiculousness.Dive into a whimsical world of rhyming chaos where profound meets absurd, and daft meets delightful! From pondering life's big questions to celebrating the small, strange joys of everyday mishaps, this collection of lighthearted poems (some more serious) will have you chuckling, musing, and maybe even scratching your head. "BRILLIANT! The author clearly gets his talent from his Father." - My Father"The BEST book of rhymes I have ever read!" - My Mum"Makes a WONDERFUL doorstop!" - Bloke from the pub"MARVELLOUS use of words. Not necessarily in the right order." - My Neighbour WARNING: 18+ Contains strong language.