This Won't Hurt a Bit (Lies!): A Poetic Look at Medical TestsA laugh-out-loud poetic roast of the medical world!From the waiting room nightmare to the dreaded gown malfunction, from the horrors of a colonoscopy prep to the betrayal of the "little puff" eye test, Michaele L. LePage, Ph.D., delivers a hilarious, painfully relatable collection of medical poetry that every patient (and healthcare worker) will understand.With a sharp wit and firsthand experience as a surgical technologist, Michaele turns doctor visits, diagnostic tests, and medical indignities into pure comedy gold. Whether you've endured the needle of doom, the mammogram smash, or the ever-humbling prostate check, this book will have you laughing through the pain-literally.Perfect for: ✔ Anyone who's ever been a patient (so... everyone!)✔ Healthcare workers who need a good laugh✔ Fans of medical humor, satire, and poetic wit✔ People who cope with medical appointments by laughing instead of cryingPrepare yourself for a no-holds-barred poetic journey through the absurd, the awkward, and the downright unfair world of medical procedures. Warning: Do NOT read while drinking-you may spit out your beverage!