What do aftershave injuries, robot dances, and golf cart crashes have in common? They're all part of the wild, ridiculous, and absolutely true stories of soccer's biggest legends!From Lionel Messi's flea-sized nickname to Diego Maradona's cosmic destiny, Useless Knowledge About Soccer Legends takes you on a hilarious journey through the weirdest, most unbelievable moments in football history. Discover the bizarre superstitions, outrageous celebrations, and completely unnecessary injuries that prove even the greatest players aren't immune to bad luck, strange habits, and downright absurdity.Inside, you'll find: Hilarious pranks & locker room chaos (because even pros can't resist a joke!) Mind-blowing superstitions & weird rituals (spoiler: some involve pee) The craziest contract clauses (space travel restrictions? Seriously?)Unbelievable goal celebrations (including a man pretending to be a dog) The dumbest injuries in football history (from sleeping accidents to power drills)Whether you're a die-hard football fan, a trivia addict, or just someone who enjoys ridiculous, laugh-out-loud stories, this book is packed with useless but fascinating facts that will make you see soccer legends in a whole new light.