You didn't mean to kill it...But that sigh, that eye roll, that "I'm fine"... was basically a loaded weapon.Welcome to Boner Killer: A Visual Journey of Passion Assassination-a brutally honest, laugh-out-loud courtroom-style roast of the behaviors that secretly destroy intimacy. Inside, you'll find over 20 boner-killing offenses-each illustrated with wild cartoon art and judged by the Honorable Flaccid D. Peenhammer, Chief Justice of the Passion Court.From nagging at the door to weaponized sadness, public insults, and emotional manipulation, this book puts passion crimes on trial-and hands down hilarious, devastatingly accurate verdicts for each one.Relatable? Yes.Funny? Painfully.Fixable? Absolutely.This isn't just for women. It's for couples, singles, and anyone who's ever wondered why the spark fizzled when the bedroom light turned on. Read it with your partner. Laugh. Cringe. Reflect. And maybe-just maybe-earn your Certificate of Redemption.Whether you're guilty, a repeat offender, or just curious...Boner Killer is your warning, your wake-up call, and your new favorite guilty pleasure.