May snapped out of her self-inflicted nostalgia.The security monitors flickered, showing the latest crime against common sense. A student was aggressively shoving a full-sized couch through a stairwell door. The couch was clearly too big. The doorframe was too small. May took a long, deep breath, then turned to Amanda, her favorite person of all time. "How much do you want to bet they keep trying for another twenty minutes before giving up?"Amanda, already halfway through a bag of vending machine chips, didn't even look up. "Nah. They'll try for thirty, then leave it stuck there for someone else to deal with." When May, The Queen of the Overnight, started her student porter position at East Elk University in the quaint town of Mapleford, she never imagined signing up for a lifetime experience of chaotic nights, impossible requests, and friendships forged under the most absurd circumstances.This is a true tale of the wild, unpredictable lives of student staff in a university dorm and the relentless challenges and drama they faced.