Welcome to Meatgrinder High, where detention is a death sentence and the cafeteria serves meat with a side of madness. Gus "Razorballs" McClintock-ex-soldier, janitor, and reluctant hero-thought he'd seen it all: wars, coups, cannibals. Then he's drafted into a federal program to "counsel" the nation's most dangerous teens in a school that's more prison than classroom. Enter Clarissa Boomfield, cheer captain turned revolutionary, wielding pom-poms like grenades and a scream that could wake the dead. Together, they face a brutalist nightmare of riots, truth-serum stew, and a Superintendent who thinks rebellion is just data to crunch. In this dystopian satire, education isn't about learning-it's about surviving. From detention wars to a pep rally that ends in flames, the students of Meatgrinder fight a system designed to break them. Darkly hilarious and unrelentingly raw, Meatgrinder High: Detention Is a Bloodsport is a punk rock battle cry for anyone who's ever wanted to burn it all down-and dance in the ashes. Perfect for fans of The Hunger Games with a twisted sense of humor. Are you ready to graduate... or die trying?