They say love is patient and kind-but they forgot to mention the snoring, thermostat wars, and passive-aggressive dishwasher battles. In this laugh-out-loud celebration of marriage in all its messy, hilarious glory, Penelope J. Laughlin takes you inside the beautifully imperfect world of long-term love. From bedtime battles and in-law invasions to the secret language only married couples understand, this book is a brutally honest (but always affectionate) look at what it really means to say "I do"... and stick around for the wild ride. Perfect for newlyweds, long-time spouses, or anyone who's ever stared at their partner and thought, "I love you... but I might smother you with a pillow if you chew like that again." Inside you'll find: Hilariously relatable essays on married life Quizzes, checklists, and comedic survival tips A lighthearted reminder that the best marriages aren't perfect-they're just perfectly ridiculous Whether you're shopping for an anniversary gift, bridal shower laugh, or something to make your spouse laugh until they snort-this is the book you didn't know your marriage needed.