One nerdy kid. One confused space alien. Zero chance of blending in. Max Blinker was just trying to survive fifth grade without getting another nickname or glue-related incident. Then a glitter-sneezing alien named Zorp crash-lands in his backyard, mistakes cows for world leaders, and moves into Max's locker. Now Max is juggling school, secret alien training, cafeteria meltdowns, and one very illegal fog machine incident. Zorp wants to fit in. Max wants to be normal. Neither of those things is going well.Packed with awkward moments, weird science, rainbow slime, and one epic alien hug that knocks out the lunch lady, Zorp Dork is a laugh-out-loud story about friendship, finding your place, and embracing your inner weirdo (even if it glows).Warning: May cause excessive snort-laughing, emotional tentacle bonding, and sudden fear of cafeteria meatloaf.