Got a sharp tongue and a quick wit? Or just wish you did? The 1000 Greatest Roasts and Burns is your ultimate weapon in the war of words - a savage, hilarious, and expertly crafted collection of comebacks, one-liners, and verbal slaps that'll leave 'em speechless (and maybe a little scorched).This isn't just another joke book. This is a full-on arsenal of the fiercest burns and cleverest insults ever spoken, written, or imagined. Whether you're roasting your best friend, winning a friendly argument, or just need to keep the group chat spicy, this book brings the fire.Inside, you'll find: 1000 of the most legendary roasts and clever comebacksPerfect one-liners for every situation - school, work, parties, online battlesNo fluff, no filler - just straight-up savage humorWarning: These burns are not for the faint of heart. Use them wisely, laugh loudly, and always know when to walk away (preferably after dropping the mic).If you're looking for soft humor and polite chuckles... this ain't it.If you're looking to roast like a legend - welcome to the big leagues.