You're about to become a parent. Congratulations. And condolences.If you're sick of sugar-coated baby books that pretend parenting is all giggles and matching outfits, this is the guide you actually need.The Brutally Honest Guide to Parenthood is a no-filter survival manual for anyone about to dive headfirst into the exhausting, beautiful, terrifying chaos of raising a human.With biting humor, real talk, and the occasional curse word, this book walks you through everything you won't find on Pinterest - from the myth of "maternal instinct" to surviving your first night home, dealing with judgmental relatives, and accepting that yes, your old life is dead.You'll cry. You'll laugh. You'll question your sanity.But you'll also realize something else: you're already doing better than you think.