Impossible Jam is a volume of original nonsense poems. In the whacky world of its pages you will encounter many unique ideas and memorable characters. You will learn, among many other things: A recipe for Impossible JamHow to lose weight on the vocabulary dietHow conversations go in the Land of GruntHow to yodel with a barn owlYou will meet, among many others: An edible frog who is determined not to end up on a menuA gorilla who plays the euphoniumA parrot who worries about Health & SafetyA man whose best friend is a spiderThe Unlikely BirdA superhero called Umbrella ManEvery poem is illustrated, to enhance the whimsical experience. Therein lies the aim of this book - to provide a little whimsy in a frequently troubled world. Watch this space - a second volume of nonsense poems will be coming along soon!