This book is a collection of idle thoughts from a troubled mind. I read too much and this spurs many connections in my mind between various subjects, some of which are actually relevant. But, relevant or not, I have taken the time to write them down for my own amusement and perhaps even the amusement of others. Arranged alphabetically for your convenience, this collection of mini-essays ranges from the silly to the sublime. Fans of A Clydesdale's Tale and 12 Ultras in 12 Months will find much to enjoy, including bits about running and road cycling, as well as the usual mish-mash of random nonsense. I say "Welcome" to one and all. Please grab a rhyton, find the couch of your choosing, and then let us see where this symposium leads.