Hey howdy and Harroink!It's your Funky Werepig, here in the glorious No Pants Zone studios. Throw those pants in the air like ya just don't care!Ever wish you could take our YouTube show with you wherever you go? Now you can in this new funky Funbook! It's the kooky, spooky, and kick bahookie. In this edition you'll find five short stories, our comedy breaks, a classic script from the legendary fan-favorite Dracula's Winkee, and Zima! Don't ask how. Let's just say I know a guy who knows a guy. Funbooks are purposely short and sweet to fit today's world. Perfect for a quick read before bed, to pass the time when you're waiting for Walmart to load your groceries, or if you're like me-a great regift if you forgot a special day. Stick it right under a chair and say 'Ah! I see you got the book I sent you last week. Happy birthday, Mom!' Everybody's here. The Boychilds. JJ Glamour. And the characters every piggie petter adores. So let's put the needle to the record. Crack this book open. And if you would, enjoy something funky.