Her friends call her Eva. Her neighbors call her, "hey, you, put pants on!" From an author best known for writing romance books about strange peens, this collection of hilarious, awkward, and sometimes heartbreaking autobiographical stories finds the humor in everyday life-even when a pandemic hits. Join Eva on her ongoing journey to completely and totally fail at being a functioning adult, prove her friend married a vampire, and win over the naked celebrity who may or may not live in her kitchen. Includes a special chapter by Mia Harlan. This is a collection of short stories about real-life. Many of them were previously published in Eva's newsletter.