The frantic call comes in for the Dick Agency on a laid-back Sunday. Gloria Strumheinnie, entrepreneur extraordinaire, needs help. Fast. A routine quality check of Gloria's top-selling brand of organic lotion, Yellow Flower, tested positive for small traces of hydrofluoric acid―not enough to ruin skin, but easily enough to ruin Gloria's business, overnight. Something's got to be done. Quietly and quickly. Gloria takes all measures to protect her product and the public then calls her long-time friend and sometimes lover, Sylvester Swane, for help. Sylvester suggests the Dick Agency and the undercover services of Sammy Dick, P.I., to infiltrate the factory floor and root out the perpetrator. By Monday morning, Sammy's strutting into her new assignment wearing skin-tight jeans, lavender eye shadow, spiked hair and a sassy smile in one of her favorite undercover personas: bad, bad girl, Parker Bowe. Sammy, and her genius, hacker cousin, Geo, have been given only a week to get the job done, so Sammy's dressed to kill. Or be killed. Which will it be?