This is a book about my experience while detained at Her Majesty's pleasure. Many a book has been written about the violent environment of a prison, an environment of despair and little hope. This book is not about that. This book looks at a serious subject, but with humour. My aim is to show a different side to prison life, a lighter side. This is a story about individuals, characters and personalities. It's also a story about a system that does not work, and how a person with no experience of criminality or prison got through it. This book isn't even about me. It is about the people I met, some good people who made mistakes like I did. I believe there is no such thing as a bad person, just a person who has made bad choices.