Finally, a humor calendar where the butt of the joke is the butt itself. Some call it immature, but we're too busy cracking up to hear them. Have you ever seen a toolbox with plumber's crack? What about a cake with some cake? You'll see all that and more in the Butts on Things 2027 Day-to-Day Calendar. Perfect for a white elephant gift exchange and featuring a mix of full color illustrations and black and white sketches from wildly talented artist Brian Cook, each page of this hilariously cheeky calendar will make you crack a smile. Features include: No single-use plastic Page size: 5.354" x 4.488"Recyclable chipboard easel backer for desk or tabletop display Printed on FSCÂ(R)-certified paper with soy-based inkFull-color tear-off pagesBack of pages are blank for notes or shopping listsDay/Date reference on each pageCombined weekend pagesOfficial major world holidays and observancesEach page features a booty-ful (and immature) illustration of a butt on a thing