Warning: calendar contains strong language and stronger laughs. Get ready to ruffle some feathers! The Effin' Birds 2027 Wall Calendar combines full-color vintage bird artwork with sweary diatribes by foul-mouthed avian shit-stirrers tired of sitting tight and playing nice. These birds bring the chaos, the comedy, and a whole lot of attitude. With expletive-laden captions full of unapologetic trash talk, this calendar is snarky, relatable, and deeply therapeutic. Features include: 12" x 12" (12" x 24" open)Cover design eliminates need for plastic packagingPrinted on FSCÂ(R)-certified paper with soy-based inkPlanning spread for September-December 2026Spans January-December 2027Generous grid space for appointments, notes, and remindersOfficial major world holidays and observancesMoon phases, based on Universal TimeVintage bird artwork paired with sweary sayingsWE PLANT TREES--Andrews McMeel is a proud supporter of Trees for the Future, a nonprofit organization that trains communities on sustainable land use so that they can build vibrant regional economies, thriving food systems, and a healthier planet.