Cigarettes, misfits, and magic might be the only salvation for America; the Catholics hath arrived.With magic, demons, and cryptids pouring out of the shadows into everyday modern life, Lazarus enacts a plan to restore the world and fix the apocalypse. It's simple, really: he must become god.As the blasphemous Vatican armies enact their master plan globally, the resistance rises with a novel idea of their own. Why stop at just one god? A crew of occult anarchists, led by Mike and Jane Auburn, race against time in search of someone or something powerful (or insane) enough to fight against Misfortune itself.With battle lines being drawn, Mike and Jane must navigate the whims of enigmatic sorcerers and occult-branded corporations looking to profit off the war for even a fighting chance. When one of the options involves recruiting cryptids for slave wage jobs, everyone knows this can't end well.