Can a sixty-something single dad with a demanding job and knees that crack like popcorn really find romance again? Armed with optimism and naivety, "the gray wolf" ventures into the wilds of online dating. The hunt isn't easy-there's a teenage cub in the den, and some women seem more interested in his 401(k) than his dad jokes. Love, Lies, & Lumbar Pain is a true story of second chances, misadventures, and hope, written by a man old enough to know better but stubborn enough to believe love doesn't retire.