"Fans of Terry Pratchett and Diana Wynne Jones will be delighted by this new comedic voice in romantic fantasy" From the Creator of beloved supernatural podcast All Vampires Are Gay comes an all-new fantasy rom-com adventure on the high seas! Tristan Mulberry has a very unusual job. As a Majesteria Handler at Teakley Academy his duties include collecting Starlight, editing magical texts and procuring large amounts of cheese and pastries for the Majesteria, a trio of mice with extraordinary magical powers. When the Majesteria are entrusted with a secret mission to bring the Royal Cinderflower to the Queen's Coronation by pirate ship, Tristan (a passionate fan of pirate romance novels) joins them on a seafaring adventure full of sea shanties, billowing blouses, moonlit kisses, sea serpents and a rather unreasonable amount of cheese. "A wonderfully enthralling read packed with adventure, magic, and romance that'll make you wish you could book a trip on a pirate ship." - Deanna Grey, author of Outdrawn ______Tristan and the Majesteria is a magical slow-burn, bi-4-bi rom-com fantasy queer pirate adventure. With mice!Content Rating: 14+ for Language, Alcohol Use, Mild Violence and InnuendoThis is a fade-to-black romance.