Who's hungry for some wit? Strap on your Spanx and let the good times roll! The 90s are gone but Publishers Clearing House is not! Tatiana, a sexy ex-pet sitter and fitness instructor, has retired her misfit ways. But the money from her tell-all criminal takedown is spent, and her rent has skyrocketed. As a temporary reprieve, she sets her sights on Bougatsa and Baklava on a Grecian trip. But yummy turns to crummy on this odyssey when she must evade a Cretan Goat, a one-eyed Russian mobster, Taxi Cowboys, designer drugs, and her mother's phone calls without jeopardizing her ultimate mission to save the love of her life. A Greek tale retold from a female perspective that is reminiscent of Janet Evanovich and Stephanie Bond. This deliciously wicked romp through hysterical fiction has more humor and adventure than Baklava has layers - good until the last bite.