They say turkey hunting is easy if you're patient, quiet, and know what you're doing. Jacob Pistner is living proof that's a lie.After four years of trying (and failing) to outsmart the North American Wild Turkey, Jacob has learned one thing: these birds are geniuses in feathers. Though he's had plenty of hunting success over the years, turkeys remain his greatest nemesis. Yet the harder the hunt, the stronger the obsession. The North American Wild Turkey And Why I Don't Have One is his honest attempt to understand why he keeps crawling back through the mud for another try.With over twenty years of hunting experience and a decade spent teaching public school, Jacob has plenty of patience, and stories to spare. From the ridges of the Allegheny Mountains in Pennsylvania to early mornings spent calling into the empty woods, this book mixes humor, humility, and hard-earned lessons from a hunter who just can't seem to close the deal. He may not have a bird to show for it yet, but he's got plenty of wisdom (and laughter) to share.Relatable stories from a hunter who's still learning the hard wayPractical takeaways on what not to do when chasing gobblersA humorous look at the obsession behind the huntReflections on patience, perseverance, and humility in the wildA reminder that success isn't always measured in trophiesIf you've ever been outsmarted by a turkey, or life, you'll feel right at home here. The only perfect hunter is a liar... so pull up a chair and laugh with one who's still trying.Jacob Pistner is an avid outdoorsman from Elk County, Pennsylvania. When he's not working, he's usually fishing, woodworking, or chasing turkeys that always seem one step ahead.Join Jacob in the hunt, grab your copy of The North American Wild Turkey And Why I Don't Have One today!