The funniest science fiction you'll read this year. Maybe ever.Devita Duran thinks 6S, her adjustable hallucinogen, will be the most profitable illicit high in Amerika. Her old bosses agree. And they just dialed her dose up to the max, trapping Devita in a world of shape-shifting illusions. Her phone is a lobster. Her assistant, Penelope, is a rat-nosed porcupine. And New York City is a hollowed-out carnival of masochistic pigs, viciously horny dogs, and miniature Mariachi bands. Only Devita's predicament is clear. If she doesn't catch up with her old bosses tonight, they'll steal her invention and have no reason to let her live. Can Devita navigate the dangers of this failing city as a cow, a kitten, and a pole dancer on the River Styx ferry? Can she keep her sanity, even though she doesn't know what she's seeing, saying, and doing? And "Oh My PinocchioNess!" Why does Penelope's nose get longer every time she phones Devita to help?"Devita Duran Gets Stoned will have you on the edge of your seat and laughing your butt off it at the same time."